I just want to say that in less than 2 weeks, I am going to probably one of my favorite cities, Las Vegas and I am sooooo excited. We are actually going for a friends wedding, but I am most looking forward to seeing my friend J and hanging out w/ all my other good friends. I wish Crazy was coming w/ us. Hopefully next trip.

This past weekend was rather interesting. Went out with a friend of mine, Friday nite who got really drunk and made me get on the stage and dance and sing with her. I don't think her husband was too happy with me, but they managed to talk me into going with them to my first Jimmy Buffet concert in April. I am very excited. I think I will have a great time.

Saturday nite found my roommate and I staying home until the last minute when her mom invited us to go hang out with her and some of her skydiving friends at this little dive bar out in Allen TX. After a VERY long drive, we got there and the food was pretty good, actually, but the entertainment not so good. We are talking, the band appeared to be like a Mama's and Papa's band from the 60's...hysterical for about 2 minutes. I think Laverne's (from Laverne and Shirley) daughter was there. Not good. She really thought she was something though. We ended up ditching them and going to one of our favorite dancing spots to hang out. Good thing we did because their group ended up getting kicked out of the bar. Pretty funny when mom's group is wilder than our's!!!

Why, oh why are my weekends so short? I don't know who's idea it was to have 2 day weekends and 5 day work weeks but if I were president that would all change. LOL

Hope you are all having a great month.

Well, I had a GREAT Birthday this weekend. Everyone in my family called and woke me up to tell me to have a great day and then I went to the gym and worked out. Went home and took a nap because I wasn't feeling that great. Then the fun began.......I have some crazy friends who made me a list of about 40 tasks that I had to complete through out the night. Some of the things that were on the list were things like blowing a raspberry on a guy's stomach, get a guy's boxers or briefs, sing karaoke alone, give a guy a lap dance, etc. You get the picture. Anyway those things I just listed I didn't do BUT I did do the following and I wish I had the pictures developed to prove it. Now keep in mind this was after several shots and drinks. I licked several guys bald heads (as you all know I think the bald head is a sexy thing), received several VERY hard spankings from complete strangers, got a guy to moon me, danced in the Cage alone, kissed a guy with a mustache (kinda tickled), stood on the stool in the middle of the bar and yelled "It's my B-day and I love penises", asked 3 guys the size of their penises, gave a guy a hickey (it was no small one either), rubbed noses w/ a stranger and sang I'm a little teapot in the middle of the street. I am telling you it was the best damn b-day ever!!!! Everyone should have one of these.

But now reality has reared it's ugly head. I must return to work, ho hum and the boring regular life that I normally lead. But for one night I was the Wild Girl w/ the Penis Tiarra!!!!

Thanks everybody for all the b-day wishes and fun!

Well, my b-day is in a few short days and I can't decide how I feel about it. Am I sad because I am another year older and still alone? Am I happy because I am another year older and still alone? Who the hell knows? All I know is that I am another year older and still alone.

Most of the time I am okay with being single and right now is truly no exception to that rule, except for one thing.....MY SISTER. She is determined that I find a man soon so she can have another baby in the family. The way she carries on you would think that my having a baby is the single most important thing in her life, the one thing that keeps her going, that gets her up in the morning. I don't get it.

It's not like she got a charmer of a man. He has definitely changed for the better but he most certainly is not God's gift to women. And as much as I love my niece and nephew, she has her hands full. So, why would I want to trade in my single life for a whole new set of problems. I kinda like the ones I got now. I know how to handle them, ya know what I mean?

On the other hand I think, maybe it is time for me to settle down and begin a family. After all I am definitely not getting any younger. But I am just not willing to settle. I don't need a man to take care of me. I am perfectly able to take care of myself, I have done a pretty decent job for the past 16 years if I do say so myself. I wanna man to share my life with....... so until I find that one I am going to keep on riding this wave that I am on. Take that little Sis!!!! Another year older AND STILL ALONE.

Happy week to everyone!!!!

My mom gave me an early birthday present today. LOVE SMART By Dr. Phil. I think she was trying to tell me something. Maybe she wants an early Christmas present from me this year, me married. GAW!!!! I can't win for losing. My mom dropping subtle hints, my sister telling me I can't internet date, but I need to find a man quick because she is ready for another baby in the family and my nieces and nephews all looking for me potential mates in their school teachers. What's a girl gonna do? HELP ME!!!!!!